Sparkling water fanatic. Lover of random crap. Goodreads member curious to see if the grass really is greener on the other side.
a supermarket deli tray full of hoary carrots and gnarled celery and a semeny dip sits untouched on the coffee table, cigarettes littered throughout like bonus vegetable sticks.
I knew that the books I was reading were starting to blend together when my first thought was : I wonder if that dip was made with Batman semen?
I swear, I didn't mean to have 3 status updates in a row with strange food sex.