Sparkling water fanatic. Lover of random crap. Goodreads member curious to see if the grass really is greener on the other side.
Standard f/f pwp. Cheesy lingo, but nothing abnormal. The use of a snowglobe would piss off one of my friends though. She hates when people use anything for sexual pleasure which could result in injury. There are sites online for strange things that end up inside of people, after all!