Sparkling water fanatic. Lover of random crap. Goodreads member curious to see if the grass really is greener on the other side.
"Do you even know what a phone is?"
"Yes. It plays music in your bag, and you cuss until it stops. Then you hold it in front of your face and talk to yourself."
Forget him having no clue about civilization - Cade is smarter than a lot of people I know.