Sparkling water fanatic. Lover of random crap. Goodreads member curious to see if the grass really is greener on the other side.
"I can buy my own condoms, thank you."
"You know what I mean! She thought they were for us, that we-"
"We'd have to be like rabbits to use that many on our lunch hour. I don't think it's possible. How many are in there, six dozen or so? That's seventy two, so even if we had the entire hour, that's using one about every fifty seconds. That isn't the kind of record I want to set.