Sparkling water fanatic. Lover of random crap. Goodreads member curious to see if the grass really is greener on the other side.
A fully camouflaged woman shimmied toward the front of the room on her stomach. She was trailed by a short, skinny little dude, who if I'm not mistaken, was beatboxing with his mouth, alternating with humming the theme from American Idol.
"That's Kim and Hugh," Aunt Moon-Unit whispered excitedly. "They're our leaders."
Oh. My. God.
Yep. OMG probably describes that situation (and this book) correctly.